Man, what a weekend eh! 5 nights of WWE action. I can not lie, I tapped out after the 4th night (RAW) to save my sanity and sleep pattern.
This was one of the best Wrestlemania weekends (more like weeks) with SO much news and things to talk about but we will skip most of it and jump Right to out WWE 300 Review of The Smackdown after Wrestlemania 2017.
Wait … WWE 300, was it not WWE 150 ?! Yes, you would be correct. We have upped our word limit as it is borderline impossible to review WWE events in 150 words, especially WWE Raw, So to save our brains from burning our (mainly Ando who Writes the Raw Reviews) we have upped the word limit.
We are also slowly moving from the reviews being a play by play account with match analysis to a style where we can talk more about what was good and what was bad , leaving the annalysis to the person watching. (If anyone reading this wants Match Analysis let us know in the comments!)
Anyway, that is enough waffling by me. Let’s do this … WWE Smackdown, the Smackdown after Wrestlemania reviewed in 300 words of less.
LET’S DO THIS!
Wrestlemania has come and gone, I had high expectations for this show, maybe a bit too high.
The show opened with a Randy Orton (the new champ) Promo. Randy is the champ, this seems to have given him the power to dress properly as he actually has Trousers on! This was a boring segment. Orton is champ, blah blah. This led to the return of Eric Rowan , the Vintner himself, who has a new Sheep Gasmask.
Bray announced a “House of Horrors” match, I have no idea what this is but it sounded cool.
Later in the show, we had our first debut of the night. Finally, Tye Dillinger has been called up to the main roster! The perfect 10 came out to answer the open challenge of Kurt Hawkins. A perfect Debut and a perfect victory! TEN! TEN! TEN! Tye won and everyone went crazy.
John Cena and Nikki came out… wait, it’s not John + Nikki, its Le Miz and Maryse! This two rock at ripping the piss out of John Cena and Nikki Bella, their impersonations are on point, Miz could easily be a John Cena replacement, he plays the role amazingly! (as expected). The Miz started his usual rambling of a sudden a random violinist appears and the lights go out.
Then … Shinsuke Nakamura DEBUTED ON SMACKDOWN!
We were treated to the complete Nakamura entrance with the live violinist, THIS was amazing but sadly, no Shinsuke action this week. I can wait.
The show ended with another crap Orton and Harper vs the Wyatts match. This was a pretty lame way to end the Mania weekend.
All in all, this was an ok show but being the Smackdown after Wrestlemania I Expected more. Next Monday is the “Superstar Shakeup”, so next week could be completely different on Smackdown!
(BANG ON 300 WORDS! This New word Limit rocks! – Have an awesome day! – Stevie)
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