Its time for my Weekly Smackdown review. the date was the 14th of March 2017 and a lot of stuff happened on our favourite(well, mine) weekly WWE Show and its time for trash aka stevie to review this aka “show!.
Now, this week is is WAYYY over 150 words as i had so much to type and not enough time to trim .(sorry kev, go nuts on your next one o:) hehe) This week I also have a bonus section. Usually, i would try and be stealthy and hide this within a big inro but alas I am not even going to try. So here we go, wwe smackdown in way over 150 words … with a bonus “Silly shit from this weeks show” section at the bottom!
Lets do this!
The show starts with an angry AJ cutting a promo, HE AINT NO CIRCUS MONKEY! After making excuses he says is going to have words with Shane about his career. Decent Start.
Becky beat Natalia then was attacked by Carmela. JBL mentions interspecies matches again.
AJ stands at a door then a clip of Cena and Nicky @ Kids Choice awards. She is a poor actor. poor!
Backstage, Carmela proclaims she will be the next champ, then… MIZ TV!
All the usual Miz banter, interviewing the Miz and Maryse, who tears into Nicky saying she screwed her over. Nicky and JOHN clear the ring. Bryan comes out and makes the Wrestlemania match. I think it will be a good match!
Micky James beat Bliss via Sick Kick. The match was a bit sketchy with James landing on her head and looking generally slow. Good, but sketchy.
Back to the door. As soon as Renne starts interviewing him conveniently Shane appears. AJ beats the crap out of Shane. This was Awesome but the worst sneak attack ever.Head through a window. This was awesome*. (suspected Laceration !)After, Bryan fires AJ!
Mojo beats Dolph. Mojo rubbed himself, This was the only thing worth mentioning… Says it all.
Neville appears with a 205 promo – You can read our reviews of 205 live here ever week!
Randy comes out and tells us a bunch of stuff we know. Wyatt comes on screen and is pretty much full on satanic, rubbing himself with spooky dirt that gave him sister Abigails powers. Good stuff but again … Lots of rubbing this week.
Main event time. Usos beat AA. A good match as expected from the pair of pairs. I will go on record as saying that in my opinion the revamp of the Uso’s has worked very well!
Shane comes out at the end. He makes the match for Wrestlemania. Sigh … Shane vs AJ.
A good show but so much silliness, which I will get into below!
Silly shit from this weeks show
- AJ loves a conspiracy theory. uses Miz’s theory on Cena getting what he wants. HE is on record saying he questions the Earth and has said that no one had seen a planet until NASA has took pictures. As I said, loves a conspiracy.
- AJ waiting for Shane . They told us Shane sits at Gorilla last week, now he just comes and goes as he pleases. This was just silly, he could have just jumped him backstage. I hate logic gaps.
- JBL calls collar and hair tie up. Sigh.
- AJ’s sneak attack on Shane. *HOW THE HELL DID SHANE NOT SEE HIM?!?!?!
- Suspected Laceration … Suspected?! WTF. He was pissing blood, clearly he had been Lacerated. No suspicion needed Docter.
- silly stuffAJ loves a conspiracy theory. uses Miz’s theory on Cena getting what he wants. HE is on record saying he questions the Earth and has said that no one had seen a planet until NASA showed us. Never mind the Ancient Greeks or any of that lad.
- AJ loves a conspiracy theory. uses Miz’s theory on Cena getting what he wants. HE is on record saying he questions the Earth and has said that no one had seen a planet until NASA has took pictures. As i said, loves a conspiracy. AJ waiting for Shane who is meant to be at gorilla as shown last week.sillyAJ loves a conspiracy theory. uses Miz’s theory on Cena getting what he wants. HE is on record saying he questions the Earth and has said that no one had seen a planet until NASA has took pictures. As i said, loves a conspiracy. AJ waiting for Shane who is meant to be at gorilla as shown last week.JBL calls collar and hair tie up. Sigh.AJ’s sneak attack on Shane. *HOW THE HELL DID SHANE NOT SEE HIM?!?!?!Suspected Laceration … Suspected?! WTF. He was pissing blood, clearly he had been Lacerated. No suspicion needed Docter.
- The cops that demanded AJ leave the building. The acting of these guys has me rolling about laughing. These were some of the most stereo typical police extras I have ever seen. If real cops were like this there would be 100 times more crime against them!
- Mojo and Wyatt rubbing themselves. So much rubbing.
- Shane coming out at the end and shitting on Bryan firing AJ. This match just should not be on a Wrestlemania in my opinion. There are dozens of actual wrestlers that work for WWE who can actually work that match and have it look great, Shane is not one of these people. Someone else could have the Wrestlemania Payday. Shane does not need the match, AJ 10000% does not need the match and im sure someone else could have shared the payout with AJ that needed it more.
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